distilling miscommunications - or the difference between local and long distance calling

Now, all the ranting about the phone calls is primarily related to LOCAL calling!!! All my dear and dearer long distance friends and family know I cannot quickly run over for that cup of tea, however much I may want to. So, when the high tech industry develops the transporter beam I will gladly trade in my blackberry for the chance to drop by and be close to you to.

Until then, remember that I am happy to talk to you courtesy of Alexander Graham Bell if I cannot get over to see you in less than 40 minutes.

HEY - I have over 1000 minutes every month for a flat rate of $5.